Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Thick White Stuff At Back Of Tongue

Who ?????? Diet

I saw that the lesson pilates .... The strike of the media today, I was devastated that I could not stand classes where they tell me to stay balanced in unrealistic positions trying to be careful not to drop the imaginary cup of coffee each time the 'teacher saddled us on his knees, head on the abdomen.

Ding - Dong - Ding - Dong

My sister and I look ... we know it is not ... Fab. So who's playing? Do not expect visits and we are both dressed in slippers and house.

- Who is it? - I say to the telephone

- Missionaries - I hear a voice answer on the other side. How to leave

outside your door a missionary? I open the gate of the palace. To hang up the telephone I felt too miserable. I open even though we are two monsters with zero desire to relations with the public.

My sister looks at me with his face to the question.

- Missionaries - whispering to her before I have time to even hear the doorbell ring.

I open the door and peek out two bell'imbusti dress in black dress, tall and washed out as typical of Americans.

- Hello James and brother John Elder we can get in? -

He says one of the two, what seems more the foreman.
Elder ?????? but if you have more or less our age ....

- Reliable-Please tell us a little 'off-limits

We settle all in the kitchen. All four of us watch in silence waiting for the events.

Until one of them breaks the silence with a

- Do you know what are the Mormons? -

shaking his head like two idiots. Start

hell. We attach a Mushroom on this Joseph Smith. Disorder in the world before him, after him the order.

'm about to ask how you take now to clean my house, but they are by fervent speech. They demand a piece of paper and draw trees, roots, world rock stars. On this sheet shows the history of mankind.

not follow them with ease, but I do not think any way to ask for further explanation.

My sister and I we look astonished.

With all due respect for religions, I'm not going to tell you whom you should pray ... .. in short, should be a choice.

Please!

Oh no, now they want us to pray well.

Let's keep hand in hand.

I have to laugh, I and my sister in the kitchen of the house close hand in hand with two American Mormons to pray. What could be more exhilarating?!

If you want to pray? I ask.

???????? Oh I know ?????

For me ... ... for you ... for us .... I know?

- Ok, then pray for the victims of the fall of the twin towers, suggests one of them.

And ok, no, we are in Italy, we pray for the victims of the earthquake in Aquila, I point myself.

Let our prayers, and go away.

leave us a book

-Read it and come next week to see if there are things that you do not understand-

- But no ... .. thanks no problem as if we had accepted - terrified by the idea that answers my sister can become a weekly event.

insist. There is no way the ridarli book.

Next week we have not, and for the next Wednesday Pilates for me to become an unmissable event.

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