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I saw that the lesson pilates .... The strike of the media today, I was devastated that I could not stand classes where they tell me to stay balanced in unrealistic positions trying to be careful not to drop the imaginary cup of coffee each time the 'teacher saddled us on his knees, head on the abdomen.

Ding - Dong - Ding - Dong

My sister and I look ... we know it is not ... Fab. So who's playing? Do not expect visits and we are both dressed in slippers and house.

- Who is it? - I say to the telephone

- Missionaries - I hear a voice answer on the other side. How to leave

outside your door a missionary? I open the gate of the palace. To hang up the telephone I felt too miserable. I open even though we are two monsters with zero desire to relations with the public.

My sister looks at me with his face to the question.

- Missionaries - whispering to her before I have time to even hear the doorbell ring.

I open the door and peek out two bell'imbusti dress in black dress, tall and washed out as typical of Americans.

- Hello James and brother John Elder we can get in? -

He says one of the two, what seems more the foreman.
Elder ?????? but if you have more or less our age ....

- Reliable-Please tell us a little 'off-limits

We settle all in the kitchen. All four of us watch in silence waiting for the events.

Until one of them breaks the silence with a

- Do you know what are the Mormons? -

shaking his head like two idiots. Start

hell. We attach a Mushroom on this Joseph Smith. Disorder in the world before him, after him the order.

'm about to ask how you take now to clean my house, but they are by fervent speech. They demand a piece of paper and draw trees, roots, world rock stars. On this sheet shows the history of mankind.

not follow them with ease, but I do not think any way to ask for further explanation.

My sister and I we look astonished.

With all due respect for religions, I'm not going to tell you whom you should pray ... .. in short, should be a choice.

Please!

Oh no, now they want us to pray well.

Let's keep hand in hand.

I have to laugh, I and my sister in the kitchen of the house close hand in hand with two American Mormons to pray. What could be more exhilarating?!

If you want to pray? I ask.

???????? Oh I know ?????

For me ... ... for you ... for us .... I know?

- Ok, then pray for the victims of the fall of the twin towers, suggests one of them.

And ok, no, we are in Italy, we pray for the victims of the earthquake in Aquila, I point myself.

Let our prayers, and go away.

leave us a book

-Read it and come next week to see if there are things that you do not understand-

- But no ... .. thanks no problem as if we had accepted - terrified by the idea that answers my sister can become a weekly event.

insist. There is no way the ridarli book.

Next week we have not, and for the next Wednesday Pilates for me to become an unmissable event.

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Fab and I have decided to put on a diet.

- Fab ... Oh God ... I'm Fiona. ... I have to lose weight. I have the impression that our marriage will be kind to Shreck and Fiona unless we put on a diet -

After some talk on the subject we decided to give us a chance not dietician. Fab a few years earlier had been under treatment by a specialist who had transformed from a locker at the man that I knew I Fab.

More than a proper diet are the rules of good nutrition .... Avoid fried foods, avoid alcohol, limit intake of carbohydrates. Things that we both know very well by itself, but if you find it written in a sheet attached to the refrigerator every time you open it to grab the first thing that happens to shoot, you have at least a few minutes of guilt.

We decide to take advantage of Sunday to make his house our diet, our dogma, our new path of hope.

We open the mother.

Chaicchieriamo, we talk about this and that. Fab

among other things says he wants to get in the room to find his old diet, because he and I decided to put thin.

- But Noooooo, but you very well ... .. But you seem thinner bush ????? -

I moved to her mother's words say

- Macchi lady, after the Christmas break I put on weight ... .. maybe I lost weight -

I hear the voice of the father who comes from another room behind me listening to that part of speech is considered appropriate to step in and have your say

- actually seen this side you would not think that is thinner .-
What
your future father in law watch your B-side, weigh it and recites a sad decision ... is one of the most humiliating things that can happen to a woman. When car

comment with the Fab what he says - But no, joked, is his way to limber up. See you're still uncomfortable and wants to play for you to relax -

- Know that when a few years you will find me on the balcony of a fifth floor, which threatens to want me to throw down, it will also be on the irony of your father -


I leave with you pictures of our weekend-home project. Here is the house that we would like.
I leave the site also
free for those who want to try to play the little architect.

PS: Note the fineness of Fab in the kitchen and make me lay on the couch watching television

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Sometimes I get down

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At first I was so excited: I bought furniture magazines, surf the internet in several specialized sites, colorful, photo prints to hang on the walls of Fab, I threw down on paper sketches of possible compositions or plan. I wanted to make the house of my dreams, my great revenge against Barbie, which alone could afford a house with 5 floors.
My
was not so big but definitely very nice.

punctually then with a smile I went to see someone in my little project, and as my first great work and I received raised eyebrows, faces a question mark, curled nose.

And each I raised the eyebrows of more and more depressed. When Fab

the other day I set out the suggestion of his fellow soccer expressed in the dressing room while you were showering on how to open the door of the washing machine and how it should be built this, I burst into tears. All we need to listen to all your suggestions??

I spent two days in silence, or rather I talked to the bare minimum.

- What do you have? - Asked me to Fab

- Nothing is that I'm losing enthusiasm -

My sister commented on my hand seraphic mood

- Quiet is the marriage .... And think that is just the beginning .... It 's normal ... .. or at least I hope the rest are not married -

Until two days later took me to Fab-face and told me

- Tell me the truth .... We are coming doubts? You have lost the enthusiasm in our marriage? -

I looked straight into my eyes and I heard clearly without those kind eyes that I could no longer live.

- No, I have no doubt about that -

- So let's do this .... Friday night we stay at home .... And we design what will be our home ... we do not care all .... Indeed I do know you I send the invitation through the mail outlook at a meeting of the planning of our house .... Have you ever seen me?

I shook my head, I thought it was a function only applies to employees of one office and you could not use outdoors.
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this morning by opening the e work I pop icon: Fab invites you to your house from 20.00 to 22.00 per meeting our design house you answer: accept, reject or send a response.

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E 'and Fab Saturday and I decide to go out looking for ideas for a sofa. A sofa that needs to be angle, small, beautiful and cost very little.

My sister is around libraries. As we head towards the car I decide to call her to warn that we are emerging. Ravano in my bag but leaves everything: keys, wallets, book reading, block, badge work, mirror, a pen .... Everything except the cel.

- I forgot the phone at home - I say to Fab

He shrugged

- Have not we go home late ... otherwise we do .. Your sister sure is if you do not call me as I normally do-

that basically he is right and not worth coming home to take the phone.

reach the machine and we get in the way of Divani & Divani.

Obviously we do not find us ... but after one, two, three times the sighted. Finding parking is also an undertaking that should not be underestimated but we are lucky and see little in front of us a spear y coming out of a parking lot. We throw ourselves behind.

Fab closes the machine and takes my hand.

even a few minutes and brings you our hands clasped together in front of his eyes and exclaims

- But where is the ring? - Sorry

??????????????

This time I shot it with our hands clasped to my part to see well. The ring is not there!

oooooooooooooo Oh f ** k!

hereby release my hand from her to be certain of what I see, but the ring is not there. I'm also hoping that the other is just a phenomenon of reincarnation of the ring from hand to hand.

Nothing. It 'a kind of phenomenology that does not work on the rings.

terrified look Fab! You can not .... This is not happening to me.

I lost my engagement ring for which he was lying unconscious in a time when the money we need to set up house. Twenty days time and I lost the ring. It 's a nightmare!

- A house before I had to get out there .... I'm sure. I looked and I thought that I was a bit 'hail. -

me trembling voice that is calm and Fab. But I did not calm her mood. I would have preferred him angry, so you can reply by sending insults in kind. When you make a mess and the other does not get angry you always fear that you are mortally wounded.

- Let's go home and look there. - It tells me

'passed to both the imagination going to run for like two lovebirds love sofas.

I try to reflect where I have lost it: in your home or car. I have not come a long way since the last sighting. I think I also made the trek to the garage, but the idea of \u200b\u200bhaving to fall into that journey is too terrible to bear.

We come back in the car and try to look under the mat of the passenger seat but nothing.
me tingle in the brain, the voice and the look of the mother when she reviewed after the Christmas holidays
- Did you like the ring? ... .. Fab when he bought was so excited, you should have seen it -

And I'm dying to remember those words.

Fab Find purse while driving the car to retrace the way home.

- Do not drive all the emptied home. And 'better - he tells me during a break at the traffic light to the touch feel under

my fingertips house keys, your wallet, the usual pen, calendar, a coin .... And then something familiar.

out of the bag quickly pull it out and see him again. ... More beautiful than ever ... .. RING!!

Me rinfilo the fast finger before his eyes and then explodes in a valley of tears for the thrill of having found. I had lost while looking for the phone to call my sister.

Fab is no longer able to calm my tears.

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My sister now feels a bit 'sad and decided to go with me to the hairdresser not to stay alone at home.

I have an appointment at 14.30. Same hairdresser and the same color, I do not want any change in my life: those that occur independently of my will is good enough.

arrive on time. We look around in the salon but she's not there. In return, the show is full of hairdresser's family: his brother in law who is cutting your hair to a little boy, his father huge fans of Renato Zero, the catatonic mother, the very British old daughter, his sister's hairstylist (never seen before), the granddaughter of three months (although this never seen before), and of course the inevitable dog Zero (as the singer).

No customer in the salon over the boy. My sister and I look at us: there is a tension that is cut slices.

Abstract: Having attended the show for about 6 months now I know different parts of the life of a hairdresser. It 's a lonely woman, and lives with her son very British and the dog Zero, home of the mother and father. In October, family stability has failed to falter because the hairdresser has met a Puerto Rican boy, nothing and nothing being lieutenant who expects that his life took place thanks to the insurance money for a serious accident.

The parents of my hairdresser can not stand the type: I do not know if the high expectations of his life or healthy jealousy.

Something tells us that the tension is due to the aftermath of this story. At any rate fifteen the boy says when he sees us in the lounge - I'm going to wait to call mom! -.
My sister and I sit goodie goodie.

hairdresser's sister starts talking to handcuff the girl waving to and fro. - Wait L. true? She is a hairdresser I did not. All I know is clean. You have to know the geometry to make a hairdresser. You must know the geometry. You can not put the color as you think you have to make the first row and then take a lock. And then the other strand. I can not do. All I know is Pulte. My daughter Bella is not it? Look how beautiful my daughter .- It takes her daughter and almost ce slams in the face.

Ok! Definitely your beautiful daughter!

My sister and I we do not need to look both know that we have diagnosed the same disease: female subjects suffering from substance abuse. Last administration: very recently! My hairdresser

the lounge: Deo gracias. Finally, a normal person! Too bad that it looks leaden. He points to sit in the chair to put on the cream.
sister splashed in the meantime decided to leave to go and smoke a cigarette.

While the hairdresser I began to comb the hair starting at the vitriol of the jokes between father and son.

- You must leave the F! Do you understand?! F you have to leave! - Thunders his father

Hairstylist replies - I have forty years: I decide who I want to live with. And you have to leave I-

- If you sell the shop and go to live in Milan with F, the child remains with us!

- The child is mine. I'm not going to live with F but with you there with the rest of cabbage. I take my son and I go where I want it or f ** k!

"Well found this, you could comb your hair with more grace?" I am about to tell you but I understand that he decided to switch to color. He takes the tube of color and squeezes with all the anger that has in the body in the usual plastic tray.

I watch my sister, "Please save me." Too late Take a section and start smeared color. I understand that my fate is sealed!

At that time the friend enters the hairdresser's salon, which welcomes casual and starts playing with her granddaughter.

While the hairdresser still plastered hair, the father thunders towards the woman has just come into the room.

- all your fault! You had to leave in the middle of a road this bitch! You're feeling !???? Who told you to take all of your home !!!!!-

The lady who clearly has little grasp of the debate says - First, turn down the tone of voice that we are in a public place and then to my house I decide who to or not to enter "

the hairdresser Unlike her friend, part blood to the brain and begins to scream - vattente Dad! Exit immediately from the premises! The place is mine if you do not go now I call the police! -

The answer is not long in coming - This place is also mine because thou hast done with my money! -

The hairdresser then approaches the phone, do not pretend to know whether to call or really 112.

's mother throws herself against the sixty-five and start taking a bag in his head. The hairdresser is not recessed and responds to telephone handsets. The boy who were making the cut and run away from taking his seat of torture. I since I have half a head with the tint and a half without limit myself to get up. The sister splashed and toxic sees the whole scene from behind the glass and decided to enter as a tornado and thrown to the neck of the hairdresser. In this mass of people join the two men do not even know who to beat or to free those.

The cabinet with telephone, samples, and jars of various kinds falls to the ground and breaks into a thousand pieces. Spread on the floor and broken glass shards.

People are a mass of animals that give it a thrashing!

My sister gave me a look peremptory - Let's go! How much time do you want to be still in this madhouse! -

I do the signs on his head - Where the hell I'm so tanned!? -

Suddenly we hear a deafening whistle! For a moment everything seems to stop including the mass agitation in human. Enter a delightful little man with a whistle in his mouth and proudly say - I belong to the public! -

sketch of my sister's hairdresser comes over and says, crying - And now you get a sberlone! - And even have time to finish the sentence a slap to the poor unfortunate spring with such force as to almost turn around the old man.

the mechanic who also runs over the next workshop and try to loosen the tangle of human bodies.
The hairdresser with all the screaming voice in that body - Ca ** or you want to go there all here! Do not you ever want to see more -

For the first time really seem to listen. Leaving the room yelling and screaming and they leave.

The poor kid is crying and pick up the pieces of his room and probably one of their lives. I
I sit at my chair. Let's all pretend that nothing happened. The hairdresser down the gate and I end up crying to the tint. The child will call all the customers and terminate the following appointments: the hall will be closed throughout next week.

Pago and I go out.

My sister had come to the hairdresser because he felt a bit 'sad fate mockingly thanked: now I carry both a human tragedy in!

PS: For several reasons the story has been shortened! I leave you some photos taken last weekend in Abruzzo

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Theme V elementary-lasting pleasure and bustle at home

10/11/86

class V Elementary - Institute Gioacchino Rossini Italian

Theme: happy hours and hustle and bustle at home

Compass writes

In my house of happy hours there is very little: we are quietly serene and happy when we all go on Sunday in the bed of my mother and my father and there we we play: the game of mime, the game of the cities, animals and puzzles and so on.

Then we're fine even when the evening and we all eat together and so my father can talk to the mother of his problems, his holiday departure, then my sister says its improvements in writing the vowels but I speak good grades I've got school, homework home and I had to read the notices of school.

Instead of the hustle and bustle there is much more: when we get up in the morning and my sister can not help but go to the bathroom and if it is busy, he starts throwing punches and kicks until he opened the doors. Then there are those who want breakfast milk and biscuits, some sandwich with tomato etc..

The dress is even worse: my sister who does not want his pants but he wants her skirt, then she does not like the green sweater designed with a tie because he says it is for boys, and anyway it's time that we go to school and home again becomes quiet. Other

hustle is when we go on holiday in Puglia, then my dad just being a long trip the car door for a ride to see if everything is fine, while my mother prepares to pack up and puts on a half home.

The worst is when we have to load everything in the cart and so anyone who enters, who leaves, who can not take it, who gives nuisance, but a privilege that we to live on the ground floor and so there is not much chaos. I do not give much trouble to go out and go play with my friends: the best thing I instill


PS: The photo is older than two years .... but in Rome and most of the photos from that period in Lecce .... is the maximum that I could do;)

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Of grandmothers and other holidays around

I remember when I presented for the first time Fab to my grandmother a couple of years ago. She was sitting by the fire and while we settle the napkin on his knees, his personal ritual for service on the said

- Yes, I had told your mother that you were his girlfriend ... I thought when I heard that true that in life one must never lose hope. ... Who would have thought that you would ... girlfriend -

The fact that I had taken a long thoughtful pause after my previous relationship, punctuated occasionally by friends more or less occasional and more or less disastrous, I was made to appear in the eyes of my grandmother is not very different from a can of tomatoes exposed to the supermarket as a special offer in what is due to expire.

So I think to make it even more compelling purchase here in this jar way out of the area had decided to take a strong marketing operation against Fab.

- You did well to decide Engagement Compass. It 's a good girl for those who never leave home, those who merely of the house and children. Not like those seen on television. She is well at home. -

My grandmother had clearly over-sweetened The distinctive picture of his granddaughter. I changed it to him not because I do not seem appropriate

When my grandmother said goodbye and we sat in the car told me
Fab - From today, you change the regime. You at home to your grandmother said as cleaning and I out to have fun: P

After one year we went to Bari to know the grandmother of Fab. He calls the Montessori woman with a strong temperament, degree in letters and that all teens had been the bugbear of Fab and sisters and cousins \u200b\u200bwhen they showed neglect in Italian, Latin and company singing.

When I met her, I was immediately very friendly. It is probably little left of the bark of a tough time. We talked about this and less comfortable for two people who have known little.

interrupted the conversation to be away for a moment and go to the bathroom. At that juncture Fab advantage of this to ask for some 'skin impressions of her grandmother.

- Well grandmother as you think? - The grandmother replied



- You see that he studied, he speaks Italian well - Fab

When I told him I wondered with what kind of troglodyte was accompanied before knowing me

This we we went to visit a friend of mine in Pescara, Chieti. She was very upset because they were out of the ordinary days of fog and then it did not allow us to appreciate the city well. I find that it was a surreal beauty. ... And so beautiful. We propose that the photos

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holidays went well. ... I was at home to Lecce, in my places my people.

were quiet holidays but always too short and leave with the disappointment of not being able to see so many people, a little 'for lack of time and a little' because you are lazy and you were faithful companion of a fireplace and a good book.

Fab day I reached 29 and the force of what I have scraped from the chair by the fireplace that is now beginning to take my shape.

We spent the night of 31 with my cousins \u200b\u200bin Otranto, that being the place further to the east of Italy see the construction of the first sunrise of the new year for our nation.

The council organizes every year a concert. This was the turn of Nilla Zilli, especially since a popular damsel stronger sex (fab in no way excluded.)

Waiting for the new year, I danced, shouted, cheered and I even wiggled as an eighteen. I had to pee and even stronger for this dance ... I stopped when I was a goner.

instead I spent New Year with the vomit ... ... 38 and a half of fever and a burning desire to share my woes with waterino.

on 1 evening in my mother's vomit after another has declared that we could not wait any longer and that they were necessary Plasil bites ... ..

What ???????????? Stings ???????????????? But my last one was in elementary school ??????? Are you kidding ???????? From behind Fab

away like my sister and two associate professors of a professorship in Pharmacology. ... "It is Plasil bites" with their capoccini going back and forth.

- I hate you !!!!!! - I thought

Thankfully, the medicine cabinet in our house was devoid of Plasil and vials contained a pack tablets

- I have contracts and are able to negotiate with my mother ... .- Ok ... I try. I take a tablet if you then vomiting, and yield and go out to buy the sting -

From behind my sister and Fab
- Both the vomiting -

Fortunately I kept ... .. and the vomit was appeased.

The next day I was traveling to Rome.

PS: Some of you have asked me if the drop has dug into the rock?!?! .... Well yeah .... I received a packet containing no golden ring and a card saying "not committing to October 1, I'll take you to dinner ... ..

(she left the door open for dinner .... not specifying which: P). The word marriage for a man stops between the two tonsils and may lead to suffocation

epilogue and discounts this holiday season ... .. I put on a few kg and my turtle has lost a few grams .... We hope both in the summer to keep fit:) We
both timid when it comes to these talks and we've hidden face and weight